- Me: Ah the allure of white rice.
- Molly: Just how I like my men. Sweaty and too white to function.
- Molly: And clingy too!
Watching a ton of Adventure Time with Molly and eating ridiculous amounts of cheese.
Came to the office to be productive.
This is what Molly and I have been doing for the past hour:
- Molly: It tastes kind of like a bugle, but you don't really eat bugles for their flavor.
- Me: Nope, I eat them for the witch claws.
Molly: I like that I implied that I’m always on top in my vast sexual endeavors today during training.
Me: By vast do you mean infrequent? And by infrequent I mean never.