Molly's Eating White Rice
  • Me: Ah the allure of white rice.
  • Molly: Just how I like my men. Sweaty and too white to function.
  • Molly: And clingy too!

Watching a ton of Adventure Time with Molly and eating ridiculous amounts of cheese.

Molly and I can’t study in the office together because it’s just this.

This is what we’ve been doing.

Came to the office to be productive.

This is what Molly and I have been doing for the past hour:

  • Molly: It tastes kind of like a bugle, but you don't really eat bugles for their flavor.
  • Me: Nope, I eat them for the witch claws.
Life With Molly

Molly:  I like that I implied that I’m always on top in my vast sexual endeavors today during training.

Me:  By vast do you mean infrequent? And by infrequent I mean never.