So I don’t know what it is with me, but I just can’t eat like a normal person anymore. I go to work and I don’t feel hungry at all. It was slow so I was like I guess I could eat this soup now while I have some time, but in the entire 8 hours I worked I didn’t feel the need to eat at all. Then I start driving home and suddenly I am about to die if I don’t eat soon. Like swerve into an animal and rip it’s still beating heart out kind of hungry. And I get home and I do this:
I ate two pieces of pizza, a bowl of stuffing, some bread, some slices cheese, and a slice of apple pie … with ice cream. Is this what having a tapeworm feels like? It’s either that or I’m Jake.
And then logical me butts in and is all like you can’t eat all that food and go to sleep! You need time to digest! Sigh. I guess I’ll have to stay up until 3am and watch Netflix.
My parents gave me $60 for absolutely no reason this weekend.
Watching a ton of Adventure Time with Molly and eating ridiculous amounts of cheese.
This may be my favorite Adventure Time clip ever.